Alan Cole Is Not a Coward

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Perfect for fans of Tim Federle and Gary Schmidt, this is a hilarious and poignant tale about the trials of middle school when you're coming of age--and coming out. Alan Cole can't stand up to his cruel brother, Nathan. He can't escape the wrath of his demanding father, who thinks he's about as exceptional as a goldfish. And--scariest of all--he can't let the cute boy across the cafeteria know he has a crush on him. But when Nathan discovers Alan's secret, his older brother announces a high-stakes round of Cole vs. Cole. Each brother must complete seven nearly impossible tasks; whoever finishes the most wins the game. If Alan doesn't want to be outed to all of Evergreen Middle School, he's got to become the most well-known kid in school, get his first kiss, and stand up to Dad. Alan's determined to prove--to Nathan, to the world, to himself--that this goldfish can learn to swim. May the best Cole win. Sibling Rivalry: The "Cole vs. Cole" challenge forces Alan into seven impossible tasks. If he loses, his older brother Nathan will out him to the entire school. Unlikely Friendships: To survive the contest, Alan has to rely on new friends Zack and Madison--a loud, enthusiastic goofball and a hyper-intelligent know-it-all.

  • Author: Eric Bell
  • Publisher: HarperCollins
  • Ages: 8-12
  • Pages: 288
  • ISBN: 9780062567048 (Paperback)

Ships separately from our book distribution partner by USPS Media Mail. Media Mail usually takes 2 to 8 business days after shipping. If you order this with cards or other items, it will arrive in its own package.

Alan Cole Is Not a Coward

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Perfect for fans of Tim Federle and Gary Schmidt, this is a hilarious and poignant tale about the trials of... Read more

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    Perfect for fans of Tim Federle and Gary Schmidt, this is a hilarious and poignant tale about the trials of middle school when you're coming of age--and coming out. Alan Cole can't stand up to his cruel brother, Nathan. He can't escape the wrath of his demanding father, who thinks he's about as exceptional as a goldfish. And--scariest of all--he can't let the cute boy across the cafeteria know he has a crush on him. But when Nathan discovers Alan's secret, his older brother announces a high-stakes round of Cole vs. Cole. Each brother must complete seven nearly impossible tasks; whoever finishes the most wins the game. If Alan doesn't want to be outed to all of Evergreen Middle School, he's got to become the most well-known kid in school, get his first kiss, and stand up to Dad. Alan's determined to prove--to Nathan, to the world, to himself--that this goldfish can learn to swim. May the best Cole win. Sibling Rivalry: The "Cole vs. Cole" challenge forces Alan into seven impossible tasks. If he loses, his older brother Nathan will out him to the entire school. Unlikely Friendships: To survive the contest, Alan has to rely on new friends Zack and Madison--a loud, enthusiastic goofball and a hyper-intelligent know-it-all.

    • Author: Eric Bell
    • Publisher: HarperCollins
    • Ages: 8-12
    • Pages: 288
    • ISBN: 9780062567048 (Paperback)

    Ships separately from our book distribution partner by USPS Media Mail. Media Mail usually takes 2 to 8 business days after shipping. If you order this with cards or other items, it will arrive in its own package.

    Shipping & Returns

    When will my order ship?

    Orders ship from Owego, NY within 1 to 3 business days of payment, and most arrive 2 to 5 business days after shipping. We currently ship within the United States. Pre-orders ship when the product is released, and you'll receive a tracking number by email when your order ships.

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    Unused accessories, figures and books in their original packaging can be returned within 14 days of delivery. Trading card singles and sealed trading card product are final sale. Please email us before sending anything back.

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    Contact us within 7 days of delivery with your order number and a photo. We'll send a replacement or a full refund, including your original shipping cost, at no charge to you.

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